I lost a fight to a little cholo in a gas station parking lot,it was late at night and he was by the wall making out with his girlfriend and she was like” hey fool, if my boyfriend kicks your ass can he have your hat” and i was way bigger than him , and i was 35 and he was probably 17 or 18 so i’m like “good luck” thinking i’ll just kock this little punk out but as soon as i swung he sidestepped my punch and kicked me right in the nuts and I just dropped to my knees and she’s all excited like “fuck ya you kicked his balls you won you kicked his ass” and she walked over and took the hat off my head and put it on and they walked away and i was on the ground holding my nuts and te girl working at the gas station was like”I don’t think i should call the cops cause you did throw the first punch so it was really like self defense” ….I had to agree with her, I thought i was gonna teach him a lesson but instead he taught me one
