I don’t know if your hands would be strong enough to do this, but if you could, take an athletic cup and break it or crush it in your hand. You can remind all your fans how even groin protection would not save us from your terrible hands. You could also do some other feat of crushing, bending, breaking something hard and strong to show how terrible your hands could be. It might be worth it to work on your grip strength to get to a point where you could pull this off. I would think in your profession, the stronger your hands are, the better?