Hey there, ballbusting lovers!

I’m Ballbusting Stacy, your favourite femdom queen who lives for that sweet symphony of screams when a boy’s nuts meet my merciless grip 😏

Many boys that are lucky enough to meet me in real life are quivering in their boots when I have their balls in the palm of my hand. It’s like their having PTSD flashbacks to my traumatisingly hot videos! 😂

Of course nothing gets me giggling like turning a pair of bolshy testicles into ruptured, gooey messes. Maybe that’s why I’ve popped more balls than I can count on one hand (the other one’s usually busy squeezing!). Its fun, addictive and keeps me smiling… until the next one.

If you’re new to the art of ball destruction or just need some fresh inspo to level up your squeeze game, I’ve got you covered girlie!

(Sorry fellas, this is kind of a post for all the ladies out there, who are curious and want to learn the best ways to turn ‘masculine’ ball meat into squishy nut butter, simply by using our dainty little hands.

But of course, you boys can perv over this blog post, and think about some minx doing all this to your balls! ;))

Anyway! Lets get into my top 3 ways to squeeze a boy’s balls to absolute smithereens. These aren’t your wimpy beginner love taps. These are guaranteed nut-crushers that’ll have him howling, begging, and maybe even limping for weeks. Let’s dive in, shall we? 😳😝

#1: The Claw Grab – Isolate and Obliterate One Nut at a Time

Picture this: You’re at a bar some sleazy dude thinks he’s God’s gift, and bam! Your hand shoots straight for his crotch like a heat-seeking missile. But, he won’t know what hit him. His horny man brain will think something good is happening but then this testicles will quickly reveal to him the full picture. They’re in danger! 🤪

How to do it: Palm up, fingers splayed like talons, slam straight up into his sack and grab one testicle in your hand. Trap it tight against your palm with your thumb on top pressing down. Now squeeze and rotate like you’re juicing a lemon. Grind that thumb right into the epididymis (the squishy delicate tubes on top). Feel the pulpy ball spaghetti inside compressing, capillaries bursting, sperm flooding out into the wrong pipes perhaps. That’s the magic! His eyes will bulge, mouth gaping open and he’ll probably make those hilarious monkey noises to top! 😂 

Pro tip: Yank it away from his body first, ideally while pushing his torso or pelvis away, to really stretch the cords thin and then get to squeezing town. His nuts will be changed in no time.

#2: The Finger Vice – Pinch, Twist, and Pulverize

Picture this: You’re on the dance floor, getting jiggy with it, but this fella goes too far. He touches under your skirt or under your blouse and you didn’t give permission. You see red and decide that it’s time to REALLY make him dance, isn’t it? He’ll perform a good jaunty number with this testicle move and will be a real crowd pleaser!

How to do it: Keep it smooth and slide your hand down his pants. It’s only fair now, isn’t it? Skim your hand past the penis, try and find the main event – the balls. Cup his balls from below, and at this point, maybe distract him with a snog. This is your time to isolate one nut between your thumb and forefinger and the other with your pinky and ring finger. Now you should be able to squeeze your hand all together and clamp those balls tight. Remember to dig each end of your finger into the squidgy centre of the nut. Show that tender mediastinum who’s boss, in a way he’s not likely to forget. Now to finish him off, you can twist the whole closed shut hand like you’re trying to open a jar. His whole body is likely to shoot and jut around like someone getting electrocuted, but on the dancefloor, few might notice. And the ones that do notice are probably going to be laughing with you!

Pro tip: Keep things medium to hard strength, but prolonged and steadily increasing. Enough to keep him on the edge of blackout without full rupture… until you decide otherwise.

#3: The Full-Fist Deathcrush

For the grand finale, when you want total testicular Armageddon.

This is my go-to for boys who need a permanent reminder of who’s boss.

They’ll be crying “My balls!!!!!!” when I’ll have to interrupt them and say “No honey, MY balls!”

How to do it: Shove both hands deep into his crotch, and envelop both balls completely. Clench the tops of the balls like a vice, cutting off that necessary and vital blood supply. Use your fingers to curl underneath and round to crush the bottoms. Roll ’em around aggressively, compressing them from all sides until you feel the potential smithereens moment. Then you lock that shit IN! Squeeze with all your might until one of the balls (the weaker smaller one usually) caves in on inself and makes that telltale “squish-crunch” as lobules burst, tunica albuginea rips, and hot nut butter oozes out where it shouldn’t.

Pro tip: Pair it with something like spiked gloves for even more pain inbound to rupture city!

So there you have it, my naughty ballbois…

You should watch out in the real world, now that ballbusting is becoming more mainstream. I like to think my ballbusting advice/techniques aimed at women, will mean more nuts will be busted in no time!

This will hopefully leave you bruised or maybe even a little bit ruined, but definitely obsessed. 😍

Which ballbusting move or scenario was your favourite? Drop a comment below with your ballbusting stories, or DM me on LoyalFans for custom sessions where I might just demo these live! Who’s ready to get pop teased? 😂

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