Ready to make your Wednesday a ball-aching blast, you naughty little ballbois?
As your favourite ballbusting queen, Ballbusting Stacy, I’m dishing out three twisted challenges using everyday household items to keep you whimpering through the week. These are designed to leave your balls throbbing, your ego shattered, and me laughing my ass off as usual 😂
Remember, I’m all about that sweet, sadistic fun – grabbing, squeezing, and popping those fragile sacks like the worthless toys they are. Grab your household items and let’s get started!
Here are the three challenges, each one meaner than the last. Follow along, film it if you dare, and send me your cries for mercy. Who knows, maybe I’ll share your pathetic attempts on my feeds for a good laugh. 🤣
- The Spoon Smackdown
Grab a wooden spoon from your kitchen drawer. Start by standing tall, then take turns whacking each testicle with the spoon’s flat side. Aim for that tender spot right where they are most sensitive, but also experiment with all the different angles to get the most ouchies! Build up your hitting speed until you’re yelping, and your balls turn rosey red. Feel that sting? That’s good, keep going. Set a timer and try to do it for 5 minutes. By the end, your balls should be red and swollen, begging for mercy – just like that fool in London whose nut I squeezed into oblivion. Perfect for a mid-week pick-me-up! 😊 - Ice Ball Torture
Raid your freezer for a handful of ice cubes. Strip down, tie your balls up nice and tight with a belt or rope (if you’re feeling extra submissive), and press those freezing cubes directly against your balls until they’re numb. You could also lie on them or sit on them, whatever works for you. You should keep freezing those nuts until all the ice melts away. Those nuts should experience an uncomfortable ice-cold burning sensation that travels all around your body. They may even turn a funny colour. Then, for an extra thrill, try to give yourself a hard knee to the groin or a firm squeeze – watch as the cold shock turns into fiery agony, making your pathetic sac throb like it’s about to burst. I love imagining your face contorting in pain, it always makes me laugh. 😂 - Rubber Band Rupture
Fish out some thick rubber bands from that junk drawer – the kind that snaps back with real bite. Loop one around the base of your balls, pulling it tight until they’re bulging and trapped. Now, keep adding wrapped bands down the length of your balls, so that it targets all the different sensitive spots. Now, flick, pull, and snap the bands repeatedly against your sack, trying all the different locations. Then try snapping them back all at the same time – I want to hear you squeal as it stings and swells all over! To finish it up, try squatting slightly and discover your own little home-made speedball bag dangling between your legs – how delightful! Give that ball-bag a pounding, and imagine it’s Ballbusting Stacy giving you the proper treatment. Try and punch them repeatedly with one or both fists for at least 2 minutes. Afterwards, you can bask in the warm ball-glow of pain, that gently eases away after a few minutes… or hours….
Well that was fun, wasn’t it?
I hope I was able to turn your boring mid-week into a nightmare of ball-busting bliss!
If you’re lucky, you might even cause some damage and virtually join the club of losers I’ve left crying on the floor. 🤣
Only thing we hate about Stacy – Posts after several months. We want at least one every month or every week.
Its a free blog service so you can’t really complain 😉 let me know your blog post ideas though.
Hey Stace–been a minute!
Looking around my kitchen, I don’t have any wooden spoons (given how much bacteria they can harbor, they’re really not good for you) but I do have a spiked meat tenderizer mallet–is that a suitable substitute? I’ve got them flat on the countertop now…let’s see…
Wait–will this affect my ability to have children?
I should probably freeze some sperm, as a precaution. My fridge is full, tho–if I send you a vial of my last viable sperm, you’ll take care of it, right? I feel like I can trust that you’ll always have my balls’ best interests in mind…
I wholeheartedly support your comment Jimmersly! Thoughts and prayers to those balls after that meat tenderiser does its job 😉
You didn’t wrote for too long! If you had balls i would have kicked them hard
Glad to see ur back! Thought you quit
No, I post on my twitter account nearly everyday! 😂 And I chat to my fans on my LoyalFans account all day 😉 Maybe check them out if you need more Stacy love. https://x.com/bbustingstacy https://www.loyalfans.com/ballbustingstacy
STACY, Would you be interested in crushing a cock as flat as a pancake, like paper thin?
More interested in doing that to balls 😉
I agree Stacy, this is a free blog, so it’s all up to you when to make a post.
An idea could be to describe in details how to give a perfect knee – depending on shoes you are wearing (barefoot/flats or high-heels) as the height difference sometimes makes it hard to deliver a precise blow, and also to which area of the knee to use (bone for hard bust and thigh for softer bust?).
I have been kneed by many women, but they often fail to hit the balls at the right angle, causing just minor discomfort to me… only once i was kneed so that i dropped, and it was actually a light blow but very precise hitting the balls just at right angle.